walkingheart:

all these countries will see how much of a mistake they made by not giving points to germany when we will stop giving them money 

UK WHAT DID YOU DO

HOW ARE YOU MANAGING THIS?

highschooljewsical:

graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk

the-parkster:

Here we go.

Who will you vote for Europe?

• Count Fabula
• Eyebrows
• Hot men
• Lesbians
• Guy who named his shoes
• Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
• Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
• ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
• One of the Euphoria rip offs
• Jesus
• Thor
• Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
• Depressing song about birds

boku-no-poltergeist:

all you non-europeans are really missing out I mean we have a woman dancing in a giant cocktail glass full of milk and everything look

matthewinaditch:

remember when

I love how nobody outside Europe knows what’s going on 

they’re probably all wondering how this is a real thing

I mean

well you haven’t seen romania yet

(Quelle: hey-assbutt-its-a-parade)

havingajonfire:

plot twist: greece wins and next year’s eurovision is held in someone’s grandma’s basement

Now I’m torn between Romania and the Sweden Song.

clarapond:

this is like the swedish version of the 2012 olympics opening ceremony 

vinoxe:

egberts:

IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE?

nah

chicago-poet:

le mis au where master of the house is replaced with alchohol is free